Tramlines is here again and we thought we’d try to hammer home our point from last year, that thousands of you seemed to ignore, we’re just not sure what all the fuss is about!
Tramlines is no exception to our very British problems. There’s just no predicting what the weather will do!
James Clark
The traffic is just so bad,
Gary Wolstenholme
you can easily get stuck in town
Eletta Giusto
and have to fight your way out.
Dan Sumption
So please be nice to each other,
Tarquin Clark
and don’t get too wild
Dan Sumption
or they’ll call in Harry potter,
Nathan Gibson
Or maybe Wiggo will come after you for…
Laura Merrill
…being too hipster,
Jamie Boynton
or for stealing his bike.
Photographer Unkown
Cause the police are too busy fighting crime
Simon Butler
like stopping these old age pensioners brawling in the street.
Jamie Boynton
So do us all a favour and keep your eyes peeled
Carolina Faruolo
for those trouble makers,
Carolina Faruolo
and those impromptu street performers.
Dan Sumption
That get just about everywhere,
Dan Sumption
and bring their wild animals into our parks.
Tim Goode
Not to mention they pretty much let anyone sing these days,
Kevin Wells
they’d even play in your nan’s front room,
Andy Brown
cause they still haven’t found any decent venues who’ll have them.
Andy Benge
But if you do decide to go and it all just gets a bit much, have a little sit down and take some time for yourself.
Dan Sumption
Grab a pint,
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Find a friend,
Brett Carr
hold on tight,
Kevin Wells
and try to enjoy the show!
Andy Brown
So if after all that you still want to go – Buy Tickets Here
